OUR TEACHER
Our teacher's name is Mr Scot
But we all call him Snotty
Because he never blows his nose
(He's a grotty, snotty scotty.)
Snot dribbles and then hangs there
Just like a stalagmite
And we know what's going to happen - yeah
It'll turn "BOGEY" overnight!
SCHOOL
School's a place where teachers make
Kid's lives a living hell.
For what we learn I think they earn
Too much pay as well!
HOME
Home is where I eat and sleep
And where devices which go beep
Full up the space between the hours
When we could all be outside smelling flowers!
PARENTS
Parents are people who mean well- but
They'd sound heaps better with their mouths tight shut
'Cos half of what they say is crap
And my world is full enough of that.
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